about

I have heard it said that the cake is a lie. I believe otherwise. I know it exists. I’ve seen it with my own two eyes.

I have heard tales of the spoony bard. I know that all your base are belong to us. I have encountered the phenomenon known as the rickroll. Hell, I was even there when the dancing baby first showed his/her moves!

I have spent time in the lands of Norrath. I have lived in the realms of Albion, Hibernia and Midgard. I was in turns Hume, Elvaan, Galka, Tarutaru and Mithra in the world of Vana’diel. I have even explored the remotest corners of Azeroth as an Undead Warlock and Tauren Druid.

I have m4d sk1llz (I am t3h 1337 r0XxoR h4xX0r!!!) that none of my non-geek friends and family members can equal (7h3y t3h sux0rz!).

I’m a PC. I’m a Mac. I was Linux for a short while too. I was even Mainframe before outsourcing became in vogue.

For I am geek, and this is my world. Welcome, and watch you step. I do hope you’ve brought a towel along with you as we will be speeding along many hyperspatial express routes.

And yes, you can has cheezburger.